puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

(via homurako)

givemeinternet:

Timeout changes a man…

givemeinternet:

Timeout changes a man…

(via nerd-in-the-tardis)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via thepageofhopes)

pixalry:

Custom Video Game Shoes - by Bobsmade

All of these awesome shoes are custom ordered and hand-painted, you can just visit the BobsMade Shop to place your order. You can also like Bobsmade on Facebook, Twitter, and DeviantArt for more updates on their shoes and other great custom painted products!

(via gamzee-makara)

bewbin:

turn up jutsu

bewbin:

turn up jutsu

(via mukkun-chan-san)

eteo:

dreamofsnow:

IS THAT A BEDAZZLED FUCKING EVANGELION

i have a  mighty need

eteo:

dreamofsnow:

IS THAT A BEDAZZLED FUCKING EVANGELION

i have a  mighty need

(via arminalert)

miyajimamizy:

When was the last time I did a fanfic fanart? Well, since lots few of you guys asked for some LAD; My Beating Heart scenes, now would probably the time to start again. It was fun honestly!

Also Jean is and looks ridiculous. -snort-

(via irrelevantroyalty)

inverted-typo:

Look at that booty, show me the booty
Give me the booty, I want the the booty~!

How else would Marco haunt Jean?

(via irrelevantroyalty)

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

(via mukkun-chan-san)